H. L. Mencken Quotes
For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.